Department 42: Exit Strategy

Welcome to Department 42: Exit Strategy, where we help you navigate the bureaucratic labyrinth of exiting your life's terrible ideas.

Whether you're fleeing a toxic relationship, a bad haircut, or an existential crisis, we're here to provide you with the guidance and support you need to make a clean break.

Don't let the world get you down, our expert team of exit strategists will help you:

• Develop a comprehensive escape plan
• Provide a safe and comfortable exit interview process
• Offer a free exit kit with a complimentary bottle of wine
• Connect you with our network of successful ex-ers (we have a lot of those)

Ready to start planning your exit strategy? Click here to schedule an appointment.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Emergency Exit Protocol for an even more... expedited process.